Carter brothers scuffle on reality show.

God help us, the Carter family is getting their long desired reality show.  You may remember, their crazy mother, Jane, was in the news a lot a couple years ago when she broke into her ex-husband's apartment and beat up his new girlfriend with a remote control.  At this same time, she was also very vocal about planning this powerhouse reality show.  Finished taping, the show will air on the E! network, home of other high class reality endeavors such as the Simple Life 4, Taradise, and Killing Reality.  It seems the only thing the network can get right is Talk Soup, anything with Chelsea Handler and the True Hollywood Story of the Blossom Show. 
Anyways, in a press conference for the new Carter show, it was revealed that one of the high drama episodes involves an earnest fistfight between brothers Nick and Aaron.  At the time, Aaron was still sporting an impressive bruise under his coiffed blonde bangs.  Aspiring model Angel, Aaron's twin sister, reveals how the fight went so far it had to be broken up by the camera men.  Aaron swears the bruise is the product of a well intentioned misunderstanding, but remembering Paris Hilton's facial bruises from right after her break-up with Nick, one has cause for skepticism.  Then again, this is probably a stupid publicity ploy to trick people into tuning in for the televised depravity the E! network is so well known for.  Will it suck me in?  Who are we kidding, it probably will. 

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