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Okay, so, you've got this "baby," which totally can't exist because Tom Cruise hates vaginas and Katie Holmes wore a fake belly for 22 months. This "baby," let's call her "Suri" hasn't been seen in her alleged 3 months of existence, so what do you do to prove her existence? You call upon fellow crazy Scientologist and star of the crappiest show on prime time television, Leah Remini to pretend she played with your baby.
King of Queens star and Cruise pal Leah Remini, claims she saw Suri at the couple's L.A. home recently.
"She's a beaming baby," Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue. "She looks like Tom and Katie. She's just beautiful."
"They're just great parents," Remini adds. "There wasn't a second that she was out of their arms except when I held her."
So why won't the proud Mom and Dad introduce Suri to fans? They're simply in no rush, Cruise's rep told PEOPLE in June. "Suri's in great shape. Everything's fine." Yeaaaah, right. Whatever.
Dude, I'm so bored of Suri. I don't even care if she's real anymore. Get out of my head space, creepy Tom Cruise!
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