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Change is good
Dear Jessica Alba,
Seriously. You’re on top of the world. Everyone wants to be you, everyone wants you to host their shows despite the fact that you can’t read off a teleprompter and have no personality. But chilling with a pit pull and no bra? Come on girl, keep it clean.
Toodles
Dear Lindsay,
So you had to admit you were addicted to drugs and fighting an eating disorder, your last movie flopped, some skeezy guy Harry Judd says you ordered him to kiss you in a limo and Jared Leto seems to be less than interested in what some have even gone so far as to call your “fire crotch.” Still Lindsay…. lighten up! Every time we see you, you’re flipping off the camera, speaking out about someone and causing a ruckus. What’s with the sour face, shorts with heels and lack of bra? And what’s with you thinking you are too big of a star to working with up-in-coming directors. Where’s the Mean Girls Lindsay we love so dearly? She was so cute and freckle-y. We love her. Please bring her back before it’s too late.
Love,
So Infatuated
Dear Tyra,
Look, I know this is a little belated because the last cycle of America's Next Top Model wrapped last month, but your talk show is still on every day, and I can't get it out of my mind, so I've just got to ask, WHY ARE YOU COMPLETELY BATSHIT CRAZY?! I consider it of the deepest irony that Janice got nixed from Cycle 6 for being too disturbed, because she owns it and rocks it, and you are in total denial that YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF REALITY! Your speech patterns confound me, your interaction with other human beings astounds me, and I don't know who keeps telling you your hair looks good, but it doesn't.
Until then,
Claire
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