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Break up today!

...meaning, The Break Up, starring one-time-loves and now un-confirmed exes, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, comes out today. So, if you haven't rented it or plan to purchase it, now is your chance. I mean, come on people, it's Vince! Check out the official site's lemon game!

Vince and Jenn break up for real...get the movie soon

It seems the upcoming DVD release of The Break up is poorly timed with the real life breakup of its stars Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston, who have reportedly ended their hush-hush relationship that began while filming the movie. Or, is it timed just perfectly? (I'm becoming a skeptic about these things..break ups, hook ups and faux fights always seem to occur around release dates, don't they?)According to US magazine, Vince told a source, "It's not common knowledge, but we're not together anymore. We've split up." The mag says the big Vaughistan breakup occurred during a phone conversation September 13, just before Vince left for London to begin work on his  comedy, Joe Clause. Other sources are saying the couple was in fact engaged (something Jenn has denied) and that she is taking the split incredibly hard. So the question is, will Aniston be getting Brazilian bikini waxes and trying to trick Vince back into her life?

Horatio Sanz exits SNL stage left

After saying he would stick around for a ninth season, Horatio put up this myspace message:
Hi my Dear fans and friends alike,
I have decided to not return to Saturday Night Live this season. I wish the best to everyone at the show and expect them to have a great season. It's been a wonderful eight years and I am grateful for all the friends I was able to make and all the great people I had the pleasure of working with. I want to give a big thank you to all my fans for your kind comments and well wishes. I look forward to making you laugh in the future, and hopefully not behind the counter at Burger King. Goodnight my dears!
XO,
H

** Also off the show are Finesse Mitchell, who joined "SNL" in 2003, and Chris Parnell, a player since 1998. Tiny Fey annouced in June she would leave to run and star on her upcoming NBC sitcom "30 Rock," bringing castmate Rachel Dratch with her. Who's left? Amy?**

Houston, they have a problem

Is it just me or has Whitney Houston aged 50 years since she announced her split from Bobby Brown? Seen here at the Fifthteen Annual Ella Awards, Houston looks older than mega manager Clive Davis. I say: Hell to the no Whitney, get a facial, take a nap and come back when you're rested. Source

Paris is banging the drummer!

Dude, I don't have to come up with clever puns when people are sinking this low. . . seriously, what's the deal?  Also, I want the know what kind of hex MTV puts on your marriage when you agree to do a reality show about your marriage.  And I'm not even going to drag that out and suggest a deal with the devil, because even though you and I don't have our psychology phDs, I think we can realize that if you're the kind of human being who needs their life on television, and that that is how you validate your relationships, then nothing's sacred when the cameras leave.  That, and all these people are pretty big freakshows to start with.  So yeah, alledegly Paris Hilton is cozying up with Travis Barker, who only separated from his nuclear physicist of a wife wife Shanna Moakler about two seconds ago.  Well, the good news is that her wedding dress was pretty gorgeous, so maybe she'll get to wear it again when she tricks another rich idiot rocker (who's going to need a lot of laser surgery to get rid of those ugly tattoos) into marrying her. 

Here's what Us Weekly  has to say: 

It wasn’t just the dark brown wig, army hat and knee-high boots and drew attention to Paris Hilton when she stepped into L.A. hot spot Hyde on September 7. When the heiress, who had been arrested for DUI the night before, spied newly single Travis Barker at the bar, she ran up to him and smooched him on the lips.

“People were shocked and stared,” a clubgoer says. “They looked like a full-on couple. They kept sneaking in little kisses. He had a smile on his face that went from ear to ear.”

Not so amused? Barker’s estranged wife and Meet the Barkers costar, Shanna Moakler, who once considered Hilton a friend and has been separated from the former Blink 182 drummer since August 8 (when he filed for divorce).

“For Travis to go with her is like a double whammy,” Moakler, 31, tells Us. “I feel like it was done out of spite. I don’t think he could’ve been more hurtful.”

Through his rep, Barker denies that Hilton is more than a friend. And Hilton told MSNBC's The Scoop last week that it was a case of mistaken identity, saying, "I did not make out with Travis Barker. I was with his friend Alex, who I met that night. It's nothing serious. He looks like Travis, he has tattoos all over his arms, and he has a mohawk. People must have confused him with Travis."

However, the Barker and Hilton sightings continue. The two were spotted making out Monday night at Butter and hit the NYC club Marquee together the following night, where TMZ caught them locking lips on video.

Whitney tells Bobby: Hell to the No!

After 14 long and tender years of marriage, Whitney and Bobby are parting ways.  Say it ain't so, Whitney!  Married since 1992, the couple's union has always been plagued by controversy, usually stemming from the fact that they are both constantly whacked out on drugs.  Hilarity resultant of this  fact has recently been documented on the television show "Being Bobby Brown."  Nevertheness, Whitney filed papers in Orange County last week to end the marriage.  No official word on the "reason" for the divorce, but I have it on good authority, (and by good authority I mean that my Grandma's downstairs neighbor totally used to date one of Oprah's PR people) and she says that Whitney is totally a lesbian.  Whatever, I'm buying it.  Just throwing that out there.  You heard it here first.

Also, this isn't really new news, but how stoked do you think Osama bin Laden is that Whitney is finally single?!  It came out several months ago that bin Laden considers Whitney to be the most beautiful woman alive, despite the fact that she stands for almost everything he claims to be on a jihad war against. Love knows no irrational fundamentalist boundaries!  Perhaps he will be able to cure her of her coked out infidel ways!  (Osama bin Laden obsessed with Whitney Houston)

Former Spice Girl claims nanny abused her baby

Stop right now, thank you very much. Former Ginger Spice Girl Gerri Halliwell found her baby daughter Bluebell bruised and bawling after leaving her with a temporary nanny. According to reports a furious Geri, 34, turned on the nanny and screamed: "What's happened? What have you done to my baby?" The  nanny — believed to have been hired from an agency while Geri looks for a permanent carer — said nothing and the former Spice Girl reported the bruises on Bluebell's arm to cops.A Metropolitan Police spokesman told the News of the World: "We have received an allegation of abuse against a three-month-old baby.

"Officers from our Child Abuse Investigations Unit are investigating and inquiries are continuing. There have been no arrests. We emphasize that the allegations of abuse are of a physical and not sexual nature."

An insider said: "Geri was absolutely hysterical. Bluebell is such a happy little child and it broke Geri up to see her in such a state. She could tell that this was not just a baby's tantrum, so she checked Bluebell and found bruising on her arm." The insider added: "It was the silence from the nanny that so alarmed Geri. If the nanny had explained there had been an accident, she maybe could have understood. Geri has barely let Bluebell out of her sight since the birth. Then she leaves her with someone and all hell breaks loose." Gerri is no longer romantically linked to Bluebell's father, film-maker Sacha Gervasi, 40, who is based in Los Angeles.

Shannon Doherty never gives up

Wondering what insanely awful show to tune into tonight? Breaking up with Shannon Doherty, airs Tuesday at 10 p.m. on Oxygen. Shannon Doherty knows a thing or two about breaking up, given her 0-2 marital record. Now she puts her skills to good use, helping couples, partners and friends dissolve relationships that no longer cut it, and even seems convinced the paparazzi still wants to catch a glimps of her. Crazy, that's what you call it! Source

   

Kate Hudson, split but still rocking the ring

Either Kate Hudson was trying to keep her split from hubby Chris Robinson off the radar when she posed for this Flare photo shoot or she's just not ready to part with her pretty rings. Source

Brittany Murphy and fiance split

Maybe one day three times will prove to the the charm for actress Brittany Murphy, whose second engagement, to Joe Macaluso, recently ended. According to reports, Murphy's rep confirmed to People magazine that the pair has "amicably ended their engagement. They remain close friends and wish each other much happiness." On August 20, the 28-year-old actress had been spotted without her engagement ring at the Teen Choice Awards. Murphy met Macaluso on the set of Little Black Book and the two began dating after Murphy invited him to see a movie. Murphy was previously dated Punk'd star Ashton Kutcher.