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Paris and Brandon, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G ?

Sometimes I think Paris Hilton is just too trashy to handle. First she calls herself the iconic blonde of this generation (and likens herself to Marylyn Monroe), then she causes a ruckus with fellow socialite Brandon Davis and plays a part in his “fire crotch” debacle and then…she starts hanging with the uber oily Brandon on a regular basis. Seen here Paris and her sissy Nicky Hilton party it up at a party for Paris’ self-titled album (out Aug. 22) at Miami's Suite nightclub. Could it all be a giant ruse to make Lindsay Lohan jealous?

Paris Hilton uses the "f" word again

Apparently this weekend offered yet another opportunity for Paris Hilton and her peeps to take a jab at Lindsay Lohan, aka “firecrotch.”
According to TMZ, on Friday night, after attending a Justin Timberlake concert at the House of Blues in West Hollywood, the heiress, her sister Nicky, socialite and oily-skinned Brandon Davis and Scott Storch, the producer of Paris' new CD, found themselves at In-N-Out Burger at 2 a.m.
According to TMZ, as they group left, a photographer heard someone in the party of four use the word "firecrotch."
"What did you say about firecrotch?" Storch replied "We're actually celebrating firecrotch day." As Storch and Paris got in the vehicle which sported bright red interior (Lindsay is famous for her red hair), he added "We even have firecrotch interior for the occasion."

A photographer then asked "Did you get the interior done for firecrotch?" Storch promptly responded "Yes we did, in special honor of her freckled puss." Paris, who smiled during the entire exchange, could not contain her giggles with Storch's parting shot.

Watch the video here.