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Tom Cruise is 'eager' for Katie to get back in shape, says source. Gag.

Haven’t heard much about Katie Holmes this week? She is apparently attempting to shed her excess baby weight for her upcoming wedding to uber-Scientologist Tom Cruise, who apparently thinks its cool with Xenu to make harsh demands regarding her weight.
A source told MSNBC that Holmes wants lose all the weight she put on during her pregnancy before she and Tommy boy tie the knot. “Katie has lost a lot of weight – a lot,” says the source. “I’ve heard that Tom was eager to get her back into shape. Looks like she made him happy - and then some.”

And I quote “Tom was eager to get her back into shape.” Who are these people? That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard. He should get back into shape.

 

Stephen Baldwin is praying for Tom Cruise’s soul

“On the Hollywood list of people I pray for often, Tom Cruise is probably No. 1,” the youngest of the Baldwin brothers told Radar. “I’d love to break bread with him and pray with him, and I’d love for the Holy Spirit of God to reveal the truth to him.” Baldwin added that Cruise is a “very different guy” from the person he was when they worked together on “Born on the Fourth of July. That regular Joe quality seems to have been lost,” says Baldwin. “When you buy enough of your own hype, then it’s not who you are anymore.” Baldwin, who was recently born-again, has also recently penned a book about spirituality, The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith, but when asked by Radar Online to name the Ten Commandments after much fumbling came up with only six. All I can say is, Tom Cruise probably needs all the prayers he can get.

Tom and Kate are back to practice

Now that their dearest Suri has shown her face to the world, Tom and Kate can go back to pretending they care about his adopted kids and going to their softball games. You know what's funny? When I first saw Suri I thought, no way, that kid is asian. But now, after seeing Kate in these truly heinous black Capri pants I’m totally convinced she’s dealing with post pregnancy hormones. I mean, she’s never been particularly fashionable, but these pants totally say “I still can’t get anything purchased at a designer store over my mommy hips.” Source

Suri Cruise Pictures!!!!

Yeah, I just don't believe this kid was born of Tom and Kate. It just don't. Never did, never will.

Leah Remini claims to see baby Suri.

Okay, so, you've got this "baby," which totally can't exist because Tom Cruise hates vaginas and Katie Holmes wore a fake belly for 22 months.  This "baby,"  let's call her "Suri" hasn't been seen in her alleged 3 months of existence, so what do you do to prove her existence?  You call upon fellow crazy Scientologist and star of the crappiest show on prime time television, Leah Remini to pretend she played with your baby. 

King of Queens star and Cruise pal Leah Remini, claims she saw Suri at the couple's L.A. home recently.

"She's a beaming baby," Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue. "She looks like Tom and Katie. She's just beautiful."

"They're just great parents," Remini adds. "There wasn't a second that she was out of their arms except when I held her."

So why won't the proud Mom and Dad introduce Suri to fans? They're simply in no rush, Cruise's rep told PEOPLE in June. "Suri's in great shape. Everything's fine."  Yeaaaah, right.  Whatever. 

Dude, I'm so bored of Suri.  I don't even care if she's real anymore.   Get out of my head space, creepy Tom Cruise!

Scientology does Leah Remini's body bad

Do you know how I know scientology has gotten the best of King of Queens star Leah Remini? She has that "scientology paid for my most recent, and botched, plastic surgery" look. Seriously, even a scientard doesn't deserve to have one eyebrow live 3 inches above the other. source

Clerks II premiere in LA

Clerks II comes out this week!  I bet it will be laden with explitives galore!  In other news, I love Jason Lee, but guess what?!  HE IS A CRAZY SCIENTOLOGIST!

The movie opens nationwide on July 21st.