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Tina Fey: Mean Girl in Real Life?

I once thought SNL alum Tina Fey was a quiet, polite woman...not anymore! The star of 30 Rock revealed a heaping helping on Howard Stern's Sirius show Wednesday. Her diggs were mainly aimed at a certain blonde heiress, Paris Hilton -- maybe you've heard of her -- whom Fey claims is a "piece of sh*t," posted US Weekly. Apparently, Hilton was a rather difficult guest on SNL. "The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close," Fey reveals. Hilton also pitched sketch ideas aimed at all the other starlets she supposedly hates, including one about Jessica Simpson because "I hate her...and she's fat," Hilton allegedly said. Yikes! Hope your PR guru is getting overtime for this damage control, Paris. Was all this trash-talk really necessary?

Yes, Sienna, There IS A Santa Claus

So apparently, Jude Law and Sienna Miller are entering Splitsville for good - see the story here. But what I really, really want to know? Did Santa come between them? Sienna, have you and Mr. Jolly been getting a little too jolly? Judging by these pics at the Cartier Holiday Bow Celebration, I think it will be a good holiday season for Ms. Miller. A good one, indeed!

Pharell Williams hangs with the Hogans

People caught Pharrell Williams hanging with scary man Hulk Hogan and his pop-singer daughter Brooke Wednesday at New York's Radio City Music Hall, where the trio made the scene before Thursday's VMAs. Later, Williams hosted a bash at hip Chinatown Brasserie. Source

Ellen DeGeneres: One love

People caught the lovely and amazing Ellen DeGeneres as she warmed up before sitting down to a breakfast of champions at Arthur Ashe Kid's Day at the USTA National Tennis Center on Saturday. Ellen   played umpire to a celebrity tennis match.

Shittiest mix tape ever, funnest man ever

Funnyman Aziz Ansari and his roommate battle to make the shittiest mix tape ever. Ansari, who is based in NYC, was named one of Variety's 10 critics to watch in 2006. Coming from someone whose seen him live ...I can say that's the best call ever. Check out his blog.

The Dutchess

Fergie, I love you, but are you sure about that tiara?  Fergie’s new album, to be released September 19th, is titled The Dutchess and it looks like she is taking her title a little too seriously!  Seen here leaving her hotel in Berlin she put on a royal air with the tiara.  Somehow I doubt that a duchess would pair her diamonds with a cut-off undershirt.  Well… maybe just for her duke. Source

     

Madonna's show to be monitored

According to People, prosecutors in Germany plan on monitoring Madonna's Confessions Tour stop in Düsseldorf on Sunday to see if the show's mock-crucifixion scene, already denounced by the Roman Catholic Church, insults religious beliefs. Johannes Mocken, a spokesperson for prosecutors in Düsseldorf, told the magazine that authorities wouldn't send observers to the concert but would rely on media reports. He also said Germany's laws protecting artistic freedoms might cover the performance, the Associate Press reports.

In the scene, Madonna wears a faux crown of thorns and sings from a mirrored cross. According to the BBC, her rep, Liz Rosenberg, said, "The context of Madonna's performance on the crucifix is not negative nor disrespectful toward the church."

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I wanna be so famous I can bring my doggy into Barney's

She hasn't been in a major movie in a couple years, but Christina Ricci sure thinks highly of her celebrity status. The one-time Casper star brought her puppy into Barney's while doing a little quick shopping and seemed to pay no notice to the fact that she was struggling to hold her pup, open her wallet and grab her bag. Way to muti-task diva style.

Something I've said too many times myself